spangefucker:

when someone asks u for help on something ur good at

image

(via lolsofunny)

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(via hi)

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

(via totheflyingmachine)

trekual-innuendos:

Complimenting an artistic friend’s work
trekual-innuendos:

Complimenting an artistic friend’s work
trekual-innuendos:

Complimenting an artistic friend’s work

trekual-innuendos:

Complimenting an artistic friend’s work

(via lolsofunny)

nlghtvisions:

when you go to your friends house and they don’t have any snacksimage

(via lolsofunny)

lion:

sidechick: did u see the pic?

me: what pic?

sidechick: the one of us I put on insta

me: image

(via zackisontumblr)

lolsofunny:

 

"mom, I’m hungry" "make yourself something"

image

I woke up my parent laughing at this

okatu:

pie eating contest?
nah son free pie

okatu:

pie eating contest?

nah son free pie

(via totheflyingmachine)

vinebox:

The most intense pain in the world is burning yourself on a hot seatbelt buckle

(via atomic-mermaid)

fraek:

i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any lmao

(via zackisontumblr)

tyleroakley:

Important.
tyleroakley:

Important.
kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

(via pizza)